computer jokes
What do you call a computer superhero?
A screen saver.
Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.
Who chases computer criminals?
A hacker-tracker.
Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus.
Where do computers go to dance?
The Floppy Disco.
Where do cool mice live?
In mousepads.
Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its web site.
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.